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The Origin Of Wildkin

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In the beginning, there were four Wildkin. Laroo, Moroo, Curly, and Kooroo. "Rooroo ooroo roroo kookoo" said Elune, which translates to: "Each of you are charged with protecting my top secret, top sacred things." The four nodded in unison. Then Elune nodded. Then the four nodded. "You can stop nodding now" said Elune.

And so the four Wildkin were given their own Wildkin to govern as they guarded the top secret/sacred places. Laroo lead the red team. Moroo lead the yellow team. Curly led the blue  team, and Kooroo lead the green team. They wore colored flags so that nobody would be confused.

Before she went back to work, Elune stopped at the door of eternity and said "Know this, Wildkin, Owlkin, mighty Moonkin... You must not put bras in the dryer. They warp." And Moroo burst into flames, so there were only three. "Also," said Elune, "You each get one wish, as payment for standing around until probably eternity. Also you get some magic powers or whatever."

Laroo wished for seeds, and he had seeds. Curly wished for peanuts, and he had peanuts. Kooroo could not decide which is better: Peanuts or seeds? And so he saved his wish.

Years and years passed, and Kooroo thought hard on his wish as the Wildkin stood around and ate seeds and peanuts and anything else they could fit in their mouths.

More years and years passed, and then Kooroo forgot he even had a wish, which is just as well, because there was not currently a seed or peanut famine.

Finally, after a screwed up amount of years had passsed, the Wildkin became wilder. Without the guidance of Elune, they forgot their purpose and began to wander. They became super feral and attacked low level players without remorse.

Many of them milled about the top sacred-secret places with which they were charged, but if one were to ask them "What are you doing here" they might reply, "???" and then kill you and camp your corpse.

Kooroo was one that wandered. He had not really forgotten his job. Rather, he was bored of it. So he wandered and wandered and looked and creeped a little. The creatures he found were exciting and new to him, and he felt blessed. One day he wandered all the way to the city of Stormwind.

And Stormwind was very good.

Then, on a Tuesday, Kooroo remembered his wish. And he knew just what he wanted...
And thus it began.
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